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Mission: To provide the best selection of Parody logos for purchase. ParoTee Shirts, Hats, Stickers, Posters, etc. If you have any original artwork that you have interest in selling here at www.parotees.com, please contact Paul at bennyshirts@gmail.com.
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Baseball/Steroids All Stars

Barry Bonds


Mark McGwire "Andro the Giant"


Jose Canseco "Chemist"


Sammy Sosa "Corky"

S, M, L, XL: $15
XXL: $17

Please specify your desired shirt and size when ordering.

S, M, L, XL: $15

XXL: $17

Benny's
Locals say that the term stands for the names of the cities that these seasonal visitors hail from: Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, and New York.

Stereotypical Behavior Includes:

• Asking for directions back to the Parkway
• Asking for directions to the beach
• Driving carelessly or recklessly, with little regard for local traffic regulations
• Boorish, loud conduct in public areas (such as speaking loudly on cell phones and playing loud music)
• Going through the exact change lane at the toll bridges - without possessing exact change
• Wearing sneakers or socks with sandals on the beach
• Wearing no shirt in local restaurants and stores
• Quickly acquiring a full-body sunburn
• Blocking the driveways of houses on the beach
• Littering on the beach
• Crowding the stores and restaurants and generally making life difficult for year-round residents.
• Asking for change for a dollar in quarters and dimes for use on the parkway tolls.
• Having a "farmer's tan" or "t-shirt tan"
• Getting in the way of surfers or body boarders in the ocean.
• Getting into arguments and sometimes even fights with locals
• Talking with a strong/forced New York or North(east) Jersey accent
• Walking their dog(s) without a leash
• Calling the beach "the shore"
• Degrading area shops & restaurants as not being like the ones "back home", yet returning every summer/weekend.
• Although looked down upon, they typically tip better than the locals.
• Are known to say, "I own this town".
• Arriving on Memorial Day and leaving on Labor Day.
• Driving 50 MPH in the left lane on the Parkway
• Driving 80 MPH in the right lane on the Parkway
• Renting Jet ski's or boats at local rental facilities

"Benny's" Shirt Available in White or Black
S, M, L, XL: $15
XXL: $17

S, M, L, XL: $15

Benny's T-Shirt (XXL) $17.00

Contact Info:
Creator-Paul Giza
Cell-732.604.0479
Email: bennyshirts@gmail.com